Joshua Malbin owes his sanity to his wife, his cat, and his SSRI. For over ten years he has had a plan to get the Chinese character for “pretentious” tattooed on his arm, and someday he will screw up the courage to do it. For a time in college he kept my hair in braided pigtails and refused to wear underwear. Later he discovered boxer briefs and started going bald. He can ride a horse and wrestle a steer to the ground for branding, but can’t throw a rope worth beans, so he could never make it as a cowboy. It turns out he was wrong about Twitter. He blogs about comics at www.joshuamalbin.com.